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Here’s the thing about the internet: One minute it’s a rising tide of overwhelming information that no sane person could ever fully consume. The next: Puppies! The internet is also somewhere that information can get lost in the never-ending churn, which is why, every week, it’s good to consider some of the things you might have missed over the past seven days. We’ve placed some of those important things below. You’re welcome.
Isn’t the Real Scandal on ABC Every Week?
What Happened: What to do when there are reports that you might maybe have committed treason? Look! Over there!
Where It Blew Up: Twitter, media reports
What Really Happened: As more reports circulated that intelligence believe President Trump’s campaign talked to Russian intelligence during last year’s election, many wondered how Trump himself would respond. Would he ignore the issue altogether? Deny it? Some third, unimaginable option?
The real scandal here is that classified information is illegally given out by "intelligence" like candy. Very un-American!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 15, 2017
Oh, of course; he’d attack leaks but ignore their content.
Initially, people on Twitter responded sincerely, and angrily, to this sleight of hand:
@realDonaldTrump the real scandal here is that you're strip-mining democracy for profit.
— Alex Zalben (@azalben) February 15, 2017
The real scandal here is the massive treason that out president committed in order to become president. #TrumpImpeachmentParty #LOCKHIMUP
— Tyler Hohlstein (@tytastic_panda) February 15, 2017
@realDonaldTrump The real scandal here is that an American president may be guilty of treason
— Zack Hunt (@ZaackHunt) February 15, 2017
But then, people realized that perhaps President Trump was onto something—and they started looking for the real scandal:
The real scandal here is that Happy Endings was cancelled. Very un-American!
— Adam Smith (@asmith83) February 15, 2017
The real scandal here is that people who have never listened to The Ramones are still wearing their T-shirts
— Hutch Harris (@thethermals) February 15, 2017
*co-worker walks in on me standing over dead body w/ knife in my hands*
Me: THE REAL SCANDAL HERE IS BEYONCE DIDNT GET ALBUM OF THE YEAR.
— Saeed Jones (@theferocity) February 15, 2017
The real scandal here is how the blueprints were leaked for the 2nd Death Star. Why were so many Bothans involved? Very un-Galactic Empire. https://t.co/DUkgyeJJyf
— Ryan Parker (@TheRyanParker) February 15, 2017
Perhaps unsurprisingly, that wasn’t even the first Star Wars reference:
'The real scandal here is that someone leaked the Death Star plans.' http://pic.twitter.com/pH2FiUgSCc
— Jonathan Healey (@SocialHistoryOx) February 16, 2017
Never underestimate the internet’s ability to make something about Star Wars. Lest we forget, this wasn’t actually about Star Wars. There was something to see here. (Dammit. Sorry.)
that this whole thing is about the idea that we were actually talking about the possibility that the Trump campaign was actively colluding with a foreign power out to destabilize U.S. democracy, someone thought to remind us that distraction techniques don’t really work on anyone outside of an easily distracted social media:
has anyone ever succeeded in distracting people from a scandal by saying the REAL scandal here is that
— Bennett (@bfod) February 15, 2017
The Takeaway: Of course, the real scandal is…
Let's not forget the real Scandal here. http://pic.twitter.com/cTzviRcMgC
— John Moe (@johnmoe) February 15, 2017
(Context for the above tweet can be found here.)
Raging Against the Fine-Tuned Machine
What Happened: President Trump gave a press conference on Thursday. Some of his answers were noteworthy.
Where It Blew Up: Twitter, media reports
What Really Happened: After the media noticed that President Trump was avoiding questions from anyone other than right-wing outlets during public appearances, the leader of the free world conducted an impromptu press conference that lasted a stunning hour and 17 minutes on Thursday. How did it go?
Oh. Of particular interest to Twitter was Trump’s denial that things are pretty chaotic over at the White House these days.
WH chaos? "It is the exact opposite," @POTUS claims. "This administration is running like a fine-tuned machine."
— Mike Memoli (@mikememoli) February 16, 2017
A fine-tuned machine? In the week where his National Security Advisor resigned this all begs one question: Really?
"This administration is running like a fine tuned machine" says Trump. If that machine is an orange, guzzling shit tank from Fury Road…yup
— Wajahat Ali (@WajahatAli) February 16, 2017
Breaking News: Trump's "fine-tuned machine" #Trump #PressConference http://pic.twitter.com/qUdK0Dtswz
— Alberto (@Alberticograu) February 16, 2017
"This administration is running like a fine-tuned machine." — Trump
(cc: @joshtpm) http://pic.twitter.com/pNrrbRFGzm— skullsinthestars (@drskyskull) February 16, 2017
While the media struggled to parse that particular statement, Twitter did what it does best: sarcasm.
guys, how are the fine tuned machine gifs coming?
— Josh Marshall (@joshtpm) February 16, 2017
This administration is running like a fine-tuned machine" http://pic.twitter.com/IcWO7vKy11
— Matt Viser (@mviser) February 16, 2017
White House running like a fine-tuned machine built by @SimoneGiertz http://pic.twitter.com/ERXdlhleQg
— Ryan Calo (@rcalo) February 16, 2017
The Takeaway: This is all weirdly reminiscent of something, but what?
"My administration is running like a fine-tuned machine." –@POTUS
"It's a doomsday machine!" -Doctor Strangelove http://pic.twitter.com/PlSkEWUVBG
— Adam Schiff (@RepAdamSchiff) February 17, 2017
Oh, that’s it.
Asked and Answered (Extended Mix)
What Happened: Want to know how to get things done? First, you have to ask a powerful person a simple question to see if they’ll embarrass themselves on the national stage.
Where It Blew Up: Twitter, media reports
What Really Happened: To figure out what’s going on here, you need to go back to one specific moment from President Trump’s press conference.
April Ryan asks Trump if he's gonna meet w/ Congressional Black Caucus
Trump: Do you wanna set up the meeting? Are they friends of yours? http://pic.twitter.com/hvRk3npqtJ
— Bradd Jaffy (@BraddJaffy) February 16, 2017
Yes, that’s right; the moment where the president’s smart-assery made him sound pretty racist. But maybe no one noticed? After all, there was a lot of other stuff happening during that press conference. It’s possible that part could have escaped notice.
@BuzzFeedNews Also are you friends with Fredrick Douglass? That guy is impossible to get a hold of.
— Jamie Eisenhart (@jamieei) February 16, 2017
@keithboykin Omarosa has failed him. CBC is something he should've known. Now April Ryan has to be the journalist & the schedule coordinator
— Alinie Plant (@alinie_plant) February 16, 2017
Trump says he'll fix the inner cities (that apparently we all live in) but has no idea what the CBC is? http://pic.twitter.com/Td6Z4OVHBo
— blackpridebrownlove (@KaylinWinters2) February 16, 2017
Nope. But that’s just Twitter. Surely the mainstream media didn’t Oh, wait, mind, apparently they noticed too.
Hi, @realDonaldTrump. Were the CBC. We sent you a letter on January 19, but you never wrote us back. Sad! Letter: https://t.co/58KiuHmITF
— The CBC (@OfficialCBC) February 16, 2017
Again, oops. Still, at least some people were happy that the exchange was happening at all:
The Congressional Black Caucus whipped out that letter like… http://pic.twitter.com/GHgJWOZoFR
— DJ Heat (@DJHeatDC) February 16, 2017
The Takeaway: In the end, all’s well that ends with a tentatively planned meeting.
BREAKING: The White House has reached out to the @OfficialCBC to set up a date for a meeting with @POTUS. Not date or time set yet.
— AprilDRyan (@AprilDRyan) February 16, 2017
Cartoon Logic
What Happened: Oh, and you thought the Betsy DeVos story ended last week when she was confirmed as education secretary? You didn’t realize that things would get so much worse when cartoonists got involved.
Where It Blew Up: Twitter, media reports
What Really Happened: The background you really need to know for this is that, following her confirmation,
my god http://pic.twitter.com/AhN1R4eRgX
— Jamelle Bouie (@jbouie) February 14, 2017
For those thinking, “Wait, that looks kind of familiar,” that’s the point; cartoonist Glenn McCoy’s cartoon “Trying to trash Betsy DeVos” was a recreation of Norman Rockwell’s iconic 1964 painting “The Problem We All Live With,” which depicted the real-life Ruby Bridges on her way to an all-white public school in 1960, protected by four US Marshals. Yes, it’s a cartoon suggesting that DeVos being Secretary of Education is just like the civil rights movement of the ’60s. For real.
Here’s a Twitter thread about why that might be, at best, an ill-chosen and insensitive comparison to make, or you could just look at what else Twitter had to say:
well, we did it. we found the take so hot that it will power humanity's journey to the stars.
— Jamelle Bouie (@jbouie) February 14, 2017
@jbouie this take is so hot it's melting my face. Oh wait no that's rage.
— Emily V Gordon (@emilyvgordon) February 14, 2017
@leahmcelrath I see the parallel, the little girl also donated millions & millions to PAC's too, right?
— H Incandenza (@BurkeThos) February 14, 2017
EXHIBITS A-Z of a FALSE EQUIVALENCE HAVING BEEN MADE. http://pic.twitter.com/WpAmkWPr55
— FoxyJB Jenkins (@FoxyJazzabelle) February 14, 2017
ah yes, the n-word and "conservative" – two equally hateful words. https://t.co/Va8V5b5n2I
— Kendall Uvena (@AsianOnOccasion) February 15, 2017
The backlash to the cartoon was widely addressed the furor in pretty weak terms, saying, “I regret if anyone was offended by my choice of metaphors but my intention was to focus on the protestors being hateful and to open up a dialogue on this point.” Whenever someone says, “I’m sorry that you’re upset,” that’s always the most meaningful apology, isn’t it?
The Takeaway:
GOP is really winning this #BlackHistoryMonth
— Rogue WH PressSec (@sarahcpr) February 14, 2017
The Force Is Strong with This One. These Ones? OK, Whatever
What Happened: Turns out, foreign languages are useful after all, especially when the international titles for a Star Wars movie answer a question fans have been obsessing over for weeks.
Where It Blew Up: Twitter
What Really Happened: So, remember when people freaked out over what Star Wars: The Last Jedi could mean? Was it Rey the eponymous Jedi? Was it Luke? Was it Rey and Luke? The idea that “Jedi” could be plural as well as singular was one raised quickly, but dismissed by many as being not dramatic enough. Well
PUBLIC SERVICE FOR MY ENGLISH FRIENDS: in the spanish version, The last Jedi is PLURAL.
YOU'RE WELCOME.#StarWarsTheLastJedi http://pic.twitter.com/FxE675kswm
— Nuri (@nuriwan) February 17, 2017
NOT A DRILL I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
"THE LAST JEDI" IS PLURAL. #StarWars http://pic.twitter.com/kkVGLK9mT0— queen of winter (@argonautiche) February 17, 2017
#StarWars #TheLastJedi is #plural! The German title, as well as the French, confirmed it! The singular title would be "Der letzte Jedi" http://pic.twitter.com/v1kcUuqJqv
— Mack Paxton (@MackPaxton) February 17, 2017
The reveal seemed to go down well:
THE LAST JEDI IS PLURAL THE LAST JEDI IS PLURAL THE LAST JEDI IS PLURAL THE LAST JEDI IS PLURAL THE LAST JEDI IS PLURAL THE LAST JEDI IS PLU
— sugar storm (@leiaskywalkers) February 17, 2017
THE LAST JEDI IS PLURAL I'M CRYING
— bea (@DRACARYHS) February 17, 2017
'the last jedi' is confirmed to be plural & i am Alive
— bailey (@jcssemcree) February 17, 2017
It's official, "The Last Jedi" is plural. So we are DEFINITELY going to see 1,000+ Jedi in the next movie! Exciting! Tell your friends!
— @midnight (@midnight) February 17, 2017
THE LAST JEDI IS PLURAL LUKE IS ALIVE AND WELL I'M http://pic.twitter.com/rCYUpZDtLg
— stardust (@tolkienianjedi) February 17, 2017
It even ended up making the news. But, wait. Maybe things aren’t fully decided just yet
My super secret sources deep inside Lucasfilm tell me The Last Jedi is both singular & plural & that's what they told regional translators.
— Magnus Anton (@GeekFurious) February 17, 2017
Wait. Translators could be working off faulty information? Is this all some kind of freaky double bluff by Disney?! Fake news!
The Takeaway: Knowledge is power.
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