Caitlin's boyfriend talked in his sleep, so she did what any sane person would do. She wrote all the nonsense he said in his sleep on Twitter.
And, well, it's amazing.
The couple isn't together anymore, but lucky for us, Caitlin generously left the account up for the world to see.
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This seems like a dream everyone’s had.
You’re missing a test because you’re late or just totally not in the right place. I get it.
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I wonder if this was in response to the news that Emily Blunt would be the new Mary Poppins. She’s great, but I bet this guy would have killed it.
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You’re spouting nonsense, dude!
Caitlin asked a totally reasonable question. You don’t have to sass her in your sleep.
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Oh, really? You’re the state of Hawaii? I don’t think so.
The next one is so hilarious…
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I want in on this penguin-hosted pancake breakfast.
This is like everything I love in one amazing dream.
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I mean, think about it…
The next one is just as philosophical, in its own way…
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This convergence of Nintendo and Mexican food is interesting but also scary? But also I like it? Can there be a game where Mario has to make guacamole but he gets distracted by all these obstacles, onions that make him cry, knives that try to slice him in half, that sort of thing?
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How is one person so sarcastic in their sleep?!
That has to be some sort of special skill.
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Listen, cats are the worst.
You know it. I know it. This sleeping guy knows it.
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Unless it’s a giant, man-eating butterfly, I don’t think this is a fair fight.
He should just walk past the butterfly and let it fly in peace.
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I love that he’s making his own sound effects in his sleep. Amazing.
The next one will have you questioning everything…
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This makes zero sense and I love it.
I only eat Chipotle because it’s fast and right down the street from my apartment.
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Um, did this guy just tell the future?
Because if you’ve been living in the world for the past two years, you can see that we’re heading in this direction.
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That’s terrible! Don’t you just hate when that happens?
Share this with someone who blabbers on in their sleep!
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