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Tuesday, October 31, 2017

6 TV Shows You Have To Binge Watch Before Halloween Weekend

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Halloween is legit days away, and this is not a drill. On top of trying to find a costume that makes me look both slutty and punny (but mostly slutty) and simultaneously dieting to fit into said costume while I also shoving as many Butterfinger minis in my mouth as I possibly can, I’m, like, v busy. I'm so busy, I haven’t even found time to properly set the mood with a Pumpkin Spice candle get into the Halloween spirit. And what better way to find the holiday spirit than by speaking to no one and doing nothing for hours on end? Yes, I’m talking about Halloween TV rn. Because if there’s one thing I know in this life, it’s ~~how to waste my time~~ television. I’m not saying that I don’t ~~live a full and fulfilling life~~ watch 4-6 hours of television a night, but I’m also not saying that. I’m ~~emotionally dependent on my Netflix account and I’m going to end up alone~~ so fine with that. Whatever. My waste of time is your fortunate gain, because I know everything about every show and that’s why my hair is so big—because it’s full of useless information about fictional teen dramas. So here’s all the shit you should binge watch to help you set the fucking mood for Halloween.

1. 'American Horror Story: Coven'

A lot of people would argue with me that there are other, better seasons of but those people would be so fucking wrong. First of all, the savage one-liners in this season are actual works of art. That alone is worth giving it a watch. Second of all, it’s a show about a bunch of badass witches who aren’t afraid to throw acid on each other, murder innocent civilians, or blow up a bus full of disgusting frat boys in order to get what they want in life. AND they only dress in black-on-black ensembles. Honestly, they’re all inspirations, and I’m not just saying that because I dressed up as Madison Montgomery two Halloweens in a row. *whispers to self “who’s the baddest witch in town”*

2. 'Stranger Things'

First of all, if there’s someone out there who's reading this and they haven’t heard of this show/watched this show/read the spoilers about this show, then I applaud you and your ability to live a full and happy life. Must be nice to not be a slave to Netflix. That said, you should watch this show, like, immediately. It’s about more than just a bunch of kids who love Eggos and wearing retro sweaters, which is literally what I thought before I watched it. Also, if you watch it you can stop being the only ~~virgin who can’t drive~~ person on social media who doesn’t know wtf is going down in the Upside Down.

^^Literally things my friends scream about me ~~as I vomit in public wearing cat ears~~ during Halloween bar crawls

3. 'Teen Wolf'

I’m not gonna lie, when MTV tried to tell me that they were going to reboot a shitty ‘80s movie and cast J.Lo’s son from as the lead, I was v skeptical. I mean, have I binge watched worse shit on this channel because of some dynamic branding strategies? Of course. *cough* *cough* But unlike a show that promotes ~~the spread of STDs~~ singles trying to find love, is actually some quality television. First of all, seasons 1-3 were pure fucking gold. It’s funny AF with just the right amount of paranormal nonsense going on. Plus, I ~~want to bang Dylan O’Brien~~ appreciate the talented actors on this show. I mean, anyone who can turn the pasty side-kick best friend into ~~someone I regularly stalk on Instagram~~ a heartthrob is really winning here.

^^swoons

4. 'Hemlock Grove'

I’m pretty sure the only reason anyone even knows about this show is because this is where the hot clown from got his start, but tbh I’ve watched Netflix Original shows for less. This show is like meets but weirder. The show is all about Roman Godfrey, aka hot AF town rich kid, and his BFF Peter Rumancek, aka hot AF town hipster person who is poor but can afford better skinny jeans than me, as they try to figure out all the weird shit happening in the small fictional PA town, Hemlock Grove. They start looking into a bunch of recent murders that happen in the town, because apparently all teenagers in the greater Pennsylvania area are amateur detectives who are smarter than 90 percent of the adults. *cough* *cough* I’m warning you rn though, this show is weird AF and there’s definitely some cousin-love incest vibes happening, but if you can set ~~your morals~~ that aside, then this show is actually really fucking good.

5. 'Buffy The Vampire Slayer'

First of all, this show iconic and should be the only thing anyone watches ever. is the best thing to happen to television since live streaming became a thing, and I'm not just saying that because I'm its number one hype girl. Not only has the show given me some fire dialogue to use in my every day life, but it's also the reason why I am into ~~vampires who can’t be with you because their eternal souls are at stake~~ emotionally unavailable men. But that’s neither here nor there. It’s set in the 90s, so you really have to look past all the gelled hair and leather, but aside from that this show is fucking amazing.

6. 'Supernatural'

This show is little like watching an episode of but with less crimes that are especially heinous and more supernatural beings. And if you’re thinking “isn’t this the show that’s been on the air for-fucking-ever but I have no idea why?” I have a solid reason why right here:

I mean, does the show have other good shit going for it, like killer plot lines, heavy amounts of sarcasm, and one beautiful bromance? Yes. But do I give a shit about anything other than Jared Padalecki's abs? No, I sure don't.

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